I was at the Big Ten Championship in 2015 and my friend that I was with got randomly selected to be in a shrimp cocktail eating contest against Joey Chestnut. When he was on stage, they announced that my friend would get to take a picture with Chestnut and get an autograph from him after the competition. Chestnut won…

I was at the NCAA Wrestling National Championships in 2013. A group of us were on our way to the arena when one of my friends spotted Jordan Burroughs headed in the opposite direction. Instead of telling the group who she saw, she screamed and ran right to him. He was freaked out and kind of gave her a hard push…

Actually, best name is Ice Box Chamberlain

Rob Dibble. The weakest name on that list by far. Best name: tied between Lefty Grove and Toad Ramsey.

Whiskeys, ranked.

My friend just got back from studying abroad in Oman. Now he always wears a cardboard hat that he bought for like $0.75 with their dictators face on it and won’t stop telling stories about Oman. What is the allowed amount of time someone has before this kind of stuff gets annoying?

I have been considering picking a team to be “My Team” in the NBA, but I’m having a hard time figuring out which team I should choose, and I live in Iowa so there isn’t a local team. Which one do you think I should go for?

If companies that made those grilled cheese presses also made bread shaped to be compatible with those presses, would they make a profit?

Is it acceptable to poop at work? If so, how many times per day is too many times?

If LeBron quit basketball and played on the Cleveland Indians, how would he compare to MJ on the White Sox. Also, if they would’ve joined their cities football teams (Browns and Bears), who would’ve been more successful?

What if basketball overtime was more like the college football overtime? Team 1 gets a possession and then Team 2 gets a possession to match or do better than Team 1 did, and just continue to go back and forth until a team loses?

Blair missed the kick.

Are the ‘85 Bears overrated?

Follow up to the Battle Royale question:

Best TV show on Netflix

Is the movie “Spotlight” good?

Lets not forget:

An incomplete sentence at that. She forgot the damn period, which she was probably on when she wrote this.

My reply to Susan: