It’s an excellent show (IMO etc. etc.), with a really good main cast that has bags of chemistry together, while the premise is excellent. For context, it’s from Robert & Michelle King, from The Good Wife/Fight, and they bring all that zip and snark with them

I love how one of the Evil promo shots is simply Mike Colter, topless. Cos, well, yeah why not?

Yeah, I entirely agree with you. In real life, the dinos would be a set of dangerous invasive species, even if we removed the predatory ones and kept only the herbivores, the damage they’d cause would be incalculable. That is what I was saying earlier, we'd most likely just wipe them all out, except a few kept in zoos…

I mean... the first trailer sure did scream “aliens” even without directly showing any aliens or UFOs already. 

Your critique of this “critique” is magnificent. I am personally a long-term Gawker/Gizmodo fan, and enjoy much of its community and content. (No, I have never escaped the greys, despite this.) Whenever it misses the mark, though, it tends to do so hard, and in this case, you have thoroughly explained why. Your…

You get screeners, yes, but that isn’t how the series ends. Just the season. There’s a big, big difference between Breaking Bad season 3 and season 5, after all.

Lol this isn’t a review of the season at all.

So...I think your tweet was correct. I’m not sure you were watching the same show as everyone else. Or at least, you didn’t see it the same way, certainly. But you start with two very flawed premises here.

Amityville in Space reminds me of the syfy original movie “Ghost Shark,” whose concept reportedly was from the head of programming’s like 9  year old daughter 

Next up: Jason v. Freddy v. Amityville: In Space

Film franchises... when you’re out of ideas, go to space.

I would give this movie 3 Blunts just for the trailer

Ah, a throwback to the days when you got your special video effects by banging on the side of a CRT monitor.

There’s an interesting article explaining how is it possible for so many terrible Amityville movies to be made even though it is not public domain. There’s over 20 movies with the name Amityville.

It does seem like the concept is the entire joke. A brilliant one, yeah, but it does indeed feel like the trailer’s enough.

It turned out great until she was helping traffic women for a sex cult in the real world. That part was unfortunate.

1984

No they are LOOKING for one.

is how I feel about this trailer

It really is almost like CW hired an SNL writer who had a great idea for a CW parody sketch, and they just let them make it into a show.