faux palm plants - not even real faux palm plants, they painted them on the fucking wall. THEY PRINTED OUT MEMES AND FRAMED THEM.

not even real faux palm plants, they painted them on the fucking wall.

We also have a weird store that sells nothing but rice pudding. And another place that was just different types of peanut butter sandwiches (which closed, thank goodness).

;)

Nah, I dunno. The day is young, and we can all use a happy comforting post every once in a while.

“Picture it: Sicily, 1924.”

So it would be totally normal for me to take a trip to NYC just for this, right?

Unclear.

This is the classy shit y’all got going on up there in highfalutin New York City? What the fuck.

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

They skimped on your Doritos. I feel like Sophia would have called that nonsense out.

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

but hey, they took it back!

moonlight won best picture. warren beatty screwed up reading the card.

I feel like I’m living in some sort of fucking bizarro universe.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

That is one of my favorite scenes of P&R evvveerrrrr. April’s “head exploding while screaming” pantomime has been me SO MANY TIMES

you went on a vacation and you chose MUNCIE, INDIANA?!

That casting was amazing.