I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

Luke built Lorelai a chuppah. Case closed!

Tristan and Logan are the same person.
They should both be thrown into a volcano.

Tristan reminded me of the popular stud in high school everyone thought was going places till years later you find out he never left his hometown, developed a drug problem and eventually robbed a bank. (true story from my high school)

I get it. I’ve gone to the gym specifically to poop.

Chad Michael Murray in general is the worst, so fitting.

Chad Michael Murray, is that you?

Look, I wouldn’t have done it unless I really had to and I did.

Wait where would it have been more polite to poop? It doesn’t sound like she could go home. Why would it be more polite to poop in a public restroom than at work? This statement confuses me...

She didn’t say anyone who likes GG is an idiot, she just said she didn’t care for it.

Counterpoint: being paid to poop is an unparalleled joy.

Seek help.

To every GG stan who might rage at the title and scroll immediately to the comments:

And then probably give her a two finger salute

She’d be so mad that Abbi didn’t choose her

“Are you shocked and elated?! A teensy bit surprised? Do you think this is boring news that doesn’t really do much to either brighten or worsen your day because you have plenty of other things to worry about? If you’re in categories one or two, please read on. All you category three snoozefests can leave this blog…

But ultimately, if/when she realizes it would make Abbi the happiest, she’d bite that bullet. In slow motion.

The biggest love story to never actually happen since Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx!

That’s Blake Griffin, not Chris Humphries. Ooops!

The woman can get PR with a wink and a smile.