I don't recall ever having done this. Then again I could have blacked out from all the rage, coming to with no recollection of it.

Casey Wilson has really stepped up her acting game since Happy Endings.

just another day in the Queef Latinah neighborhood. To make this more believable, loud reggaeton should be playing somewhere, and there should be a lot more people observing and yelling at the same time. I'll give it "honorable mention"

omg. thank you. thank you from the bottom of my upworthy-loathing little heart.

I think it's odd in general to think of a relationship as a job. I'm a wife but I don't think of myself as a psychologist, financial advisor, chef, prostitute and laundress. As a friend I don't think of myself as a events manager, life coach, psychologist, companion and career counselor. That's weird. All of our…

The first time I read the comment, I was smiling, but you'll never guess how hard I laughed when I read it a second time.

Not a normal-sized bag, either. A massive garbage bag. One of those goddamn 57-gallon yard waste bags. Full of dicks. You won't believe how massive the bag of dicks Upworthy can suck is! It will BLOW YOUR MIND.

Degrees in medicine, finance, and culinary arts are necessary? Really? Giving birth instantly renders you able to perform surgery, balance books, and sous vide? Given that Farrah Abraham is a mom I somehow doubt that...

I refuse to believe anyone was surprised by "omg moms do all that!" Come on, that's been every cheesy mother's day Facebook status since it was invented.

Still, she says, “who doesn’t want to see Donna from That ’70s Show have lesbian sex?”

What's a girl to do when each episode of Inside Amy Schumer is funnier than the next?

That's horseshit, if she had really planned it, she would have planned to catch it and throw it back, instantly winning the internet and the next 3 presidential elections.

"Hey baby, I'm angry with you. Can you make me a sandwich so I'll be less angry at you?"

Actually, you DO use nails when building IKEA furniture - especially when building Billy bookcases.

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Everything was already about something being in a vagina for me.

Yeah but you still have to DO MATH to be able to build that piece of crap! 2 shelves x 2 blocks per shelf = I need 4 cinder blocks!

There's a difference between a show being sexist and a show having a sexist setting.

When I see a man drinking bourbon

Schisms matter theologically because they obscure the idea that the Church is one body, emphasizing division among Christians rather than unity. Schisms matter practically because most churches aren't made up of people who are all one way or all the other. Schisms have a way of tearing communities and families apart…

I'm enraged at this sandwich and everything it stands for. And on a side note, putting gold fucking flakes in cheese or any other food should be grounds for incarceration.