beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo

I really like #5 but mostly because I'm constantly falling for straight women.

Yes, let's keep this going.

I've been doing it wrong...

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

This story pretty much demands them.

Look, Richard has it totally under control.

He will definitely at least send an email about it.

I like how she takes total White Girl Hair Privilege with Ayoade's hair.

Richard will put that bush fire out for you! Or he might not.

Let's play "Spot the false equivalency, Alex!"

Remind me again when Jez featured celebrity up skirt photos?

... Have you been reading my fan fiction?

A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS REGGAE

Have you tried making them pink?

Yeah, but that dudeness is going to earn me 30 cents more per dollar.

OMG this fucking cat...

I like your misreading the best.

Sungenis is no sun genius.