“Some people misuse the word myriad but you better BELIEVE I know how to use it in a sentence and I’m gonna prove it right...NOW”

Normal thing to say: “I loved that dog and I still love him!”

I wasn’t making a comment on his right to refuse, he absolutely has that right. Just saying she got a hug from the one I’d rather hug anyway, and I think that’s great!

I do love the show and think he’s funny, but there are some people who you like their work but would never care to meet them. Bob Dylan, on the other hand, I like his work and WOULD like to meet him.

Would way rather hug Bob Dylan than Seinfeld any day so this is a happy ending!

if she surrendered the dog in March, why were there still regular posts to this batshit insta? This is from April.

When exactly did pets become this much drama

Which statement inspires greater loathing:

yeah and people who do it also brag about it and are super proud of how clever it is. Imagine being this type of miserable person!

darn goths!

she was going to be the host of a sandy hook foundation gala?! LOL!!! What? And Why?

I’m starting to feel bad for being a serial mosquito killer

But putting in some effort even if you aren’t exactly in the mood can get you to a place where you’re genuinely enthusiastic. If my husband seems to want to and I’m kind of half hearted about it, usually I’ll think to myself, alright, I’ll try, and I’m always glad I did. And to be clear, feeling half hearted or…

gonna open a bear preschool

YES! This is legit. When I was a renter and always on the hunt for a better apartment, I always thought, if I ever even suspect this place is haunted, I’m out. Now that I own a place, it ain’t that simple! So far so good though.

These guys! Dangerous, but also SO DRAMATIC. Sheesh.

There’s no reason this should make me super emotional but that pic knocked me over like a ton of bricks.

You never hear of people say rich KIDS, poor KIDS?

allow me to explain: kids are rich or poor based on whether their parents are rich or poor. generally her friends’ parents are richer than us.

Totally- I do see the worth in the original vision of historical fiction, but the Truly Me dolls rub me the wrong way. I think the books and accompanying historical dolls are educational and create empathy for people with different american experiences. Awesome! But the Truly Me dolls are opposite of that, and that…