Speaking of people who we assume use racial slurs, is there any bounty for backstage apprentice tapes? I’d pitch in.

No. The only times I’ve watched him on purpose were the debates.

He’s wearing a baseball jersey over a whole suit.

You guys. This guy is going to be our president.

As long as we are still enjoying the blame game, how about Trump won because SNL let him HOST THE SHOW and has been completely toothless in their satire? That’s not fair, he won for lots or reasons, but spinelessness and greed played a big part.

FREE BARRON

Don’t boo, vote.

The day after the election my daughter, who is 7, seemed pretty uneasy about the fact that Trump won, because she knew her dad and I wanted Hillary to win. She doesn’t even know many details about Trump, just that we don’t like him, so I was kind of surprised that she was so stressed. But then I thought about how…

I think she only looks tired due to lack of makeup, and I actually take the no-makeup choice as a message: I’m not done working, but I’m not here to please anyone anymore. It’s possible she didn’t put much thought in to it, but I think she’s pretty strategic about how she presents herself. Whether she meant it to be…

I better check out that ep. But a SOLO BOLO just came out today, so if I can only make time for one it’s going to be that.

Man. I want an intelligent president.

I’m confident that he is a Woke Bae.

Is this an episode of Auckerman Show Trials?

He did?! I’m admittedly very behind in episodes- tell me more!

Is this an episode of Woke Baes?

Jealousy makes people very bad.

Thank you for saying uffda.

It’s not at all satisfying to see people reap what they sow when you’re reaping it too.

Yes. I now realize how I’ve contributed to the climate that allowed trump to be elected. I’ve let too much ignorance and even maliciousness slide from people around me because it’s just safer and easier. No more complacency.