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Beatrice Hawthorne is walking away from Omelas
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“I feel this memo might have the positive effect of discrediting Nunes in Trump’s eyes to the point he’s kicked off the Intelligence Committee.”

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They are a little intimidating, and really quite large! Also a male like the one in the picture that has his full display feathers will want to show them off. Not something you want in a tight space. Also, they are incredibly loud. And being birds, they have no control over their waste disposal.

Let me tell you something, if I get onto a plane, and there is a goddamn peacock roaming freely around the cabin, I. AM. OUT. I do NOT like birds, and there is no way that I’m going to be trapped in a metal tube with one for hours on end. Nope. No way. And peacocks can be particularly aggressive assholes, so double no

Joke is on the airlines, I carry billions of emotional support bacterial organisms with me on every flight.

Absolutely, the more I think about this anecdote, the more it absolutely fucking INFURIATES me. This was a man in a position of power wielding it to basically steal a child through the threat of executing that power. The man should be thrown off the force, not lauded at the SOTU. What a despicable display of abuse of

Fuck, wrong Gilda Radner character...

I want nothing so much as to go to brunch with Ann Curry. A pitcher of Bloody Marys and a fuckton of gossip. Please and thank you.

Forgiveness is something you give yourself to move on, to find peace, to let go.

a-HEM.

I looked up prince phillip’s wiki page to find his age, and saw that he is from the house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, for which I think you have to put on lederhosen just to pronounce correctly.

“Not wanting other races and cultures to invade your culture doesn’t mean I hate their race. Just means I don’t want their cultures invading mine”

Who says “black women don’t watch horror movies” just because you don’t know of any

They haven’t spoken to any. You notice this fool did not quote study the first. He probably doesn’t even read, “his readers” do it for him. Jordan Peele already has an H.P. Lovecraft-based series in development. And he’s not just a moron, but a moronic child if he hasn’t heard of Vampire in Brooklyn.

What is the point of this for women? It seems like a lose-lose for them.

Using alllllll my willpower to not google “soaking sex.” 😬😬😬😬

Narcissists have a remarkable ability to make you feel special. When you’re good with them you’re the best, they love you, no one else can even compare to how great you are. Then you blink in a way they disapprove of and you’re trash and they’re on to someone new.

I’ll never understand how these morons manage to turn a bunch of women saying, “Don’t grab us or show us your dicks without being asked to” , into nobody can ever interact with women or they’ll be accused of harassment.

It’s basically the typical Cool Girl™ perspective dusted off and recycled for Me Too.

Actually though this is something that I hate. Preferences in how you style your pubes/how other parties style their pubes is one thing, couching it in the language of “courtesy” or “cleanliness” or “grooming” is quite another. It’s not discourteous not to shave your face or armpits or less, or your pubes.