And apparently if Puerto Rico weren’t so deeply in debt, they never would have been hit by a hurricane. The leader of our nation is a truly terrible human being.

I read that too. As they were designing the aliens he kept asking the men if they would fuck them. So gross.

Maybe we are fully human beings who own our own bodies and can give and receive sexual pleasure with whomever we damn well please?

Came here to say this. They’re ALL grifters.

Personally, I want someone as president who is more eloquent than me, who is smarter than me, and who has more of a clue about history and political science than me. I had that once. His name was Barack and I loved him. [sob]

Sweetie, I am 50 and I don’t look as beat as those two.

It took me over 20 years to understand that I was being abused. Because normally he was a great guy! We had fun! Any punishment he dealt to me was my fault because I had done something wrong. Now I just think, Asshole.

Yeah, just like I publicly laughed while my ex-husband abused me. To keep the peace. To keep him happy. To keep him from abusing me further. It’s totally f*cked up that he did that, and the fact that she is laughing about it does NOT mean that she is OK with it.

My dogs are currently begging to lick my dinner plate. The big dog stepped on my foot when I got up to get another gin and tonic. Neither my dogs nor I have contributed anything to society today (except I did go to work, and I pay taxes, so maybe that counts?).

I just moved to a new town, and it has BOTH a Hobby Lobby and a Chik-Fil-A. I am so excited that now I get to NOT shop at Hobby Lobby, and when I’m done, I DON’T have lunch at Chik-Fil-A.

I would eat that.

I’m also on a mission with an eye toward upcoming elections. We have work to do.

That would absolutely explain my little chi-terrier mix.

I am almost positive I have died and gone to hell. The signs are all around us. The only thing that makes me question this scenario is that there are dogs here and everyone knows all dogs go to heaven.

Nice! I love KY Lake - my late aunt had a house on it, and it was lovely.

I was in Paducah for the eclipse, viewed from a backyard swimming pool. It was awesome. No taxpayers payed for my trip.

Ahem. It’s “laser”.

a failure to perform one of the most fundamental rites of womanhood without assistance.

Offensensitivity. I once jokingly told my college roommate that I was “offended at her offense.” It did not go well.

I like your mama!