I take it by many of these comments that most people don’t consider abortion a women’s health care service, but it is. By not providing it, you’re not “preventing” any “child” from getting “murdered”, you’re merely putting women’s health at risk. I didn’t think it was so difficult to understand.

uhm, wut?

I use this. Despite containing Sulfur, which makes my face smell like rotten eggs, it works on my acne and leaves my skin soft and smooth.

I don’t do funerals either. Here in Italy it’s an extremely religious thing to do, they’re almost all done in church and you have to listen to a crazy priest talking about a god you don’t believe in, and a bunch of people that badmouthed the dead person until a few hours before they died, suddenly remember how kind…

That would be me. No matter how much I’ll plan and set alarms and leave the house earlier, I’ll always be late. I’ve resorted to telling people to meet at my place or to have them pick me up so I won’t get lost/miss the bus/have the train catch fire on the way there, and they will be slightly-less-angry at me. But…

I don’t understand if this piece is ironic. If not, then I don’t understand how human relationships work. Why can’t I just tell the truth about my exes?

Uhm, I don’t have a penis, so I don’t know how peeing while standing works, but... if you’re a man and you enter a empty urinal... Isn’t being far away from each other also better from a hygenic point of view? Don’t you find it gross, in the eventuality that one might spray a few drops onto the other? I dunno, urinals…

But if he never gets sick, what is circumcision for anyway? Isn’t it something you either do for health reasons or for religious ones? He doesn’t strike me as the religious type...

What is a coke nail?

I’m trying it right now. It’s nice, buthas some limitations, such as the number of activities you can choose from (only 9) and the fact that it only fires up when the phone gets locked and then unlocked. If, for any reason, the screen stays on, it might never ask you anything for hours, and then only ask you once what…

“I now average a roll of TP every 3-4 months.” You use it AFTER wiping, not INSTEAD of. Doing that is just super-gross...

“I now average a roll of TP every 3-4 months.” You use it AFTER wiping, not INSTEAD of. Doing that is just…

I’ve always kept my eggs in the fridge and I live in Europe. I didn’t even know there needed to be a law for that, to me it’s just common sense to keep certain things in the fridge so they last longer. Do other people in Europe really keep them out of the fridge?? o.O

...did he just fart flames on his friends? AWESOME!

...did he just fart flames on his friends? AWESOME!

I wish it had IFTTT support. That, or that the Day One journal had an android version.

My head hurts... Here it’s the opposite: when you feel sympathy it’s the emotional contagion, and empathy is the understanding of emotions.

“and that was just one wolf that only gave in after another handler grabbed the wolf’s testicles and yanked hard” — WUT.

I do this during summer, but it’s too cold during winter. The blanket will move sooner or later and you’ll wake up with a blocked shoulder (it happened to me).

I can’t wait to recieve invites to play farmville on their new platform...

Death threats are not “things we disagree with”. This is a thing you may disagree with: wake the fuck up. Bullying isn’t freedom of speech. Criminals get arrested. So do dissidents in dictatorships. The secret to not being oppressed is to not live in a fucking dictatorship, not to abolish prisons alltogether. Same…

I thought it was the chlorine smell. It always makes me hungry. But it’s probably because I started swimming as a child and I always associated bleachy smells with hunger because of the swimming pool association. Mmmh, now I wanna eat near a pool...