Sir, please step away from the Facebook.

Quarter mile times in a Tesla, I can't imagine anything more boring. 

Sounds like a prebuilt

Love when these come up. So many people have no clue what they're looking at or say hurr durr head gaskets. Still a CP though. 

Just another reason not to download mobile games. 

Doesn’t look on fire to me.

Will a dentist fit in it?

I have an 05, 135k on stock turbo. She’ll be getting refreshed soon enough though. I was asking because it’s good information.

I still haven't replaced them to be fair. 

Boring manufacturer announces it will be more boring. Great. 

Breaking: Sports car hard to see out of, is not in fact a giant bubble. 

More gesture controls... Great. I got a gesture for Google...

Good on you but that doesn't necessarily mean what your mom taught was bad advice or "fantastic" as you sarcastically put it. The type of car you bought will affect you more than a 4.5 rate. And if she didn't know how to game the system, can you really fault her for that? Seems harsh is all. 

Showing the Bianchi footage, seriously? I’ll pass. 

Ah yes, shitty Philly fans.

THAT GUY,

As in THAT GUY that didn’t get the reference? The point is everyone crashes on the last lap of a NASCAR race thus bringing out multiple red flags. Probably flew (no pun intended) over quite a few reader’s heads.

For some reason, I always remember the XL1 Jalopnik drive. This thing is bonkers.

Just imagining the eye lock followed by some anime-level forehead vein twitching.

Phew...so glad you guys are wrong on this one. And Diablo sauce? It almost tastes like straight vinegar.