MY HUSBAND WANTS TO BE THAT GUY! HALP!

I'm not going to phrase this well but I can dig up a source if anyone needs it: IQs rise with each generation (what counts as average is higher with each generation) and no one knows why. But maybe it's because we have a better handle with each generation on how not to poison our kids? I'm no scientist. But science…

You Can't Always Get What You Want!

Fair enough. I worked in a restaurant where the chef and owner often came out of the kitchen to yell at the customers about their lack of taste. Until there were none left. "Just like" was not an accurate description.

Would the mathematics system be base 12?

Gimme Shelter?

I worked in a restaurant like this, with an artiste chef and a prick owner. Place was always deserted and frequently closed early.

It's not just the Mormans. I know a Pentecostal couple, and about 15 Southern Baptists couples, in the same situation. Usually the gay partner has a career in the church but not always.

I can tell a similar story about a Pentecostal couple.

It was the first Christmas after my parent's divorce and my mom had already remarried this shit stain of a person who never, ever took his sunglasses off and wore cut off daisy dukes everywhere and couldn't have a job because he was an actor and had to be available to go for auditions at any moment. In SW fucking GA.

Yeah, I tried to tell my man about my history of eating disorders once when I struggling with dieting while not spiraling back into that awful awful awfulness and he said, "If you're anorexic, I don't see it."

I'm in a program in the US just like what you describe in Sweden. I meet with a group of expectant mothers once a month; the midwife listens to the baby's heartbeat, checks our weight and blood pressure, talks to us about birth and diet and exercise and what to expect, and when the time comes, we'll all give birth in…

I know this will blow some republican troll's mind, so here goes: I am currently on medicaid because my husband quit his job to start a SMALL BUSINESS, and I was on his insurance. And then I got pregnant. So it was literally either go on welfare or have an abortion.

I hear your frustration, but are you sure you aren't skipping step 4? Block a day out for step 4 and just see how it goes. Also, this: http://tinyurl.com/pj2q86g. I got my Mom one once as a strong hint that she needed to leave her husband and she raved and raved about it.

It's not about the water. It's about the cities. It's about the political climate. It's about the progressive labor laws. It's about not hearing country music on television or in the store. It's about only being told to come to Jesus by the Jehovah's Witnesses outside the subway stop. I could go on.

Find your clitoris. Stimulate it with something. Think about something sexy. Let it take as long as it takes. Hope that helps.

If you have a Masters, you can probably get a job as a community college adjunct. That way you can take a breather, and decide if you really want to be an academic, while your mom can tell her friends her kid's a professor until you figure it out. But don't stick with it to live up to your Mom's aspirations. That kind…

She played Anne Boleyn in The Tutors, which was brilliant casting IMHO. Your distaste is probably the unsettling feeling that you can't completely trust her but would totally kiss her if she let you.

Men never approach me either. I've been online dating since college, which is a great easy way to signal to men that you're available. (Married three years to a guy I met on Match, btw.) Maybe you just need to find a way to signal that you're available that works for you.

One of my best friends of all time is raving looney Conservative, as in she spent the last several months on a campaign to stop a group from building a mosque in her neighborhood. The kind of shit that's hard to ignore. Sometimes she says insane things as if they're common sense, everyday ideas I should agree with,…