Burger King should have followed up with “paid administrative leave” instead of firing the employees.

Typical goddamn conservative political correctness.

A battery master kill switch won’t do anything once the car is started, because at that point, the alternator is generating the electricity required.

What? Atlanta is one of the easiest airports to navigate and one of the best designed.

I miss the real version of that show with the real hosts.

Not only does this government do nothing, but they don’t even acknowledge the existence of “white supremacist terrorist.”

The subtlety here: Prosecutors don’t have to determine whether or not someone committed a crime. That’s what judges do, after the subject is prosecuted.

Luckily, you won’t be in front of me.

Radicalization is always the minority’s fault.

Is he the president of the US or Israel?  Who the fuck cares what a foreign government thinks?  If he’s an American, he should back the other Americans, not defend a foreign country.

That adds up to over 100%.

Because unfortunately, “black don’t crack” doesn’t apply to car parts, especially if they are in the sun all day.

If you’ve only seen this during the past two years, you must be white.

What about Iran makes Trump so twitchy?

No, here comes the “criticizing Israel = anti-semitism” brigade.

Trump’s orca-colored branded plane looks like it was designed for the prince of whales.

That’s a whaley big mistake to make, isn’t it wittle-handed donny?

They are trying to make gas-station-styled charging stations? Why?