I got a guy.  She should contact Charlie Kelly. He is the expert on bird law.

“Threatening exhibition of a weapon”—which is what police charged Howell with—can warrant up to three months in prison in Mississippi, CNN noted. Howell could also potentially receive a maximum fine of $500.

They should have used RUF instead.

The best way to hardboil an egg is to softboil it instead.

The older I get, the more I realize that older people are only confused because of all of the idiotic things product designers to do dumb down things for younger audiences.

The series:

International House of Pain

White?

A recession is not bad for all of “us.”

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A

I fail to see the correlation between people who love meat and people who love Arby’s.

The impressions from their entire team were absolutely brilliant, but the show could have been written a bit better.

Republicans should change from an elephant to Eisenia fetida, aka the “Red Wiggler Worm.”

I don’t need to because I know what they mean. I am correct and you are wrong.

Hah!  I am dumb as shit because you don’t know how to use words?  LOL

San Antonio literally said they were banning Chick-fil-A because of affiliation with a religious group.

And which of those words don’t mean the things I think they do?

If so, then being anti-Israel is not being anti-Semitic; and so Republicans should not criticize anti-Israel BDS as being anti-Semitic. However, this was their justification for the bill.

DeVos made the statement just before taking a piss, which she erroneously refers to as “public urination,” since she wrongly considers herself to be a member of the public.

They must not have seen Idiocracy, which (now in retrospect) appears to be a documentary.