@blondwithglasses: Good for you. Have you travelled the world and seen the entire female populus? Or are you assuming you MUST be right because the women you've seen don't look that way.

@Jennybell: So you're adding 'looks like...major scoliosis', 'gross' and 'freakish' to the words we're all supposedly allowed to use to describe women who, in real life on the street, look this way?

@PaigeTurner: It completely allows for the comparisons to be made, I do not once deny that.

@PaigeTurner: You really think that? This site constantly derides skinny women. As I said above, I'm not trying to partake in the suffering Olympics - I know that thin women have it easier than large women in many cultures* - that doesn't excuse mocking language.

Oh come the fuck on - the language in this article is just grotesque.

@Hana Maru: Every photo of her dancing, ever, has her doing jackass 'hand in the air' moves, because she cannot dance. I'm not buying Nazi salute one bit.

Love your comparison of thousands of women to INSECTS, Ms Featherstone.

@Francie Pants: Oh my god, prepare yourself for some total inexplicableness.

@chryster: OMG I was just about to reply with the same.

@no clever name: Dude, she is the cutest thing since babies existed. And I don't even get the baby-cutes. It's the musicality, clearly.

@chickaroo: Given that what they both died of was two problems that can easily be caused by their lifestyle/close proximity, I don't find it that peculiar.

I am never moved either way by celebrity baby-having. But I am really happy for Christina and her beau - I have such respect for the grace and ballsiness she brought to coping with cancer.

My boyfriend was listening to the Mel Gibson tapes on our couch yesterday (he's a writer - not a salacious psycho) and I had to get up and leave. Every time I came into the room they were still going and it made my heart just thunder with instinctive panic.

Seriously, it's the changes and glitchiness for me. Even years ago I didn't treat facebook with drama, and I don't now. I don't have much to get angry about on it - it's just facebook.

To all the commenters who regularly wail 'OMG SCIENCE IS DEAD!' at the drop of a bad research paper, take note.

I would so love to watch that Mickey Rourke movie. I hope it happens, because Gareth seems like a fantastic, brave man.

@tehcatsmeow: Botox is used medically to sedate many tissues in the body. Even over-active bladders.

Can anyone enlighten me as to what Janice Dickinson is addicted to?

@chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: Lurkylurkylurkerson!

@mosaiclobster: The most important piece of advice I truly have on this one is that you need to separate your relationship with your current boyfriend and any feelings you have for the ex.