Wait...what? I have 3 years until I'm medically considered to have low fertility?! Since when?

I'm not a fan of Mark Ronson, but I do love that he is seemingly the only person willing to tell Amy Winehouse what we're all thinking.

Should that read molten?

So joining the U.S. in an ill-thought, illegal war against the WRONG middle easterners on the back of 9/11 wasn't enough?

They'll never be able to start school late in any major way because working parents have to leave the house early too. Who's going to get those kids who struggle up, eating breakfast and out the door in those cases?

@SalutLaMiss...: Oh. Good. I was scared.

@SalutLaMiss...: Seriously? I am not trying to be contrary, but I find Benny Hill to be utterly wince-inducing.

Having sex in a denim dress sounds awfully uncomfortable.

@xodallas: Who's to say he wasn't offering his own writings over here for mocking?

Which of you is on the phone with him, stopping him writing another article?

@Tippi Hedren: You're my hero. (can you tell I live in Manchester?)

@maggiethecat: Sorry. Kneejerk from me. I've slapped my wrist. Damn you toneless internet!

@maggiethecat: Thus spake someone who's never been punched in the face.

This is hilariously cute.

@florabore: That is totally amazing. Despite living in the country for 18 years of my life I'd never even heard of this. Crazy.

@CurtCole: That made me snort. Things will start to look mighty worrying in the U.S. if that actually happens.

@CurtCole: I am totally flabbergasted. I mean, the Catholic countries are legalising forms of gay union? (first Mexico, after all) Crazy times.

@erincnyc: Just looked it up - 1978 was the year they went on legal sale.

@erincnyc: Condoms are completely legal. They're just frowned upon by the Catholic church. I can't recall them being illegal in my lifetime.

FUCK YES! This is amazing.