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A girl I used to work with in the Alinea Group is the Bar Director for this place- and she’s incredible. Weath of knowledge, hardworking, and genuinely sweet, she’s going to do some incredible things with those cocktails! 

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

I can’t weigh in on Kit-Kats because I haven’t had any non-original ones. However, I make a point out of trying every Oreo I can.

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

It’s more plausible Netflix wrote Benioff and Weiss a reality check that they didn’t ink a $200m deal to get in line behind Disney and wait 5-7 years for the Chuckle Brothers to start delivering content.

Especially if he has two Death Stars painted on his X-Wing. 

It’s not as if many people from the hood can afford WS tickets. Those boos came from people with money.

You are very dumb and have no idea what "off the record" means.

I’m sure that some Cornell-bred asshole screaming “U MAD BRO” at a group of female reporters is *exactly* the sabermetric future Billy Beane envisioned when he thought to move Scott Hatteberg to first base.

I think Buck is actually pretty good at calling baseball games, I wish he’d retire from doing NFL games and the US Open though.

Reminder... this is the same organization that tried to ban a reporter from their locker room.

That’s a decent line, but don’t force It.

You could say this list is ...

Just saw UFO in San Antonio, sans Schenker, but they still have it!

I have no idea what the Jets think there is to gain here. They’re 1-5, and while Osemele has been a great guard in his career, he’s not the one piece they need to go 9-1 down the stretch and get into the playoffs. Their season is toast, and Osemele *might* have been a useful piece for next year’s team, but apparently

The Rolling Stones at #10 Is* Insanity, and any classic rock list that doesn’t Include UFO Is garbage.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).