- Semen Lab Burns Onan On To the Break of Dawn 

I’m not sure about the fancier versions, but most of the Totos I’ve seen/used have this weird thing where you often end up with a small skid mark right above the drain. I can’t be alone in noticing this as I’ve had at least two different people confirm the same phenomenon. Never had to clean a toilet so often in my…

Agreed. Fucked up grown ups are just giant first graders with behavior problems.

I grew up on the state line and you could cross the border through a fence at the end of a dead end road in my subdivision. It was like stepping into Narnia, except without any of the magic or wonder.

The Cult were amazing. I will see your call and raise you one UFO. 

It’s not, just being mean.

Paterno’s Ghost: Excuse me Mr. Robert Johns sir, what does the word “rectum” mean?

Salty Old Gregg looks different without his glasses and that mangina on his face.

I think I’m just besmirching the City of St. Louis and its people, not its food. There’s nothing wrong with fried ravioli and McDonalds.

So they’ve managed to transform the essence of St. Louis into food form.

Most likely, the GM will just use the lack of weapons as an excuse for why the QB sucks. They’ll sign wide receivers, and then they’ll blame the OL. Then they’ll blame the system and hire a new coach. The new coach will want new players for his system. And the GM ends up with the team for 5 years after he should have…

wow. +1 star for each charge of solicitation

If you can’t prove he has it then you can’t prove his cure doesn’t work. 

Pour one out for the star crunch. Should have been a first round selection imho.

I should probably know better than to respond, but why do you assume it is highly unusual for a sexual predator to assault a victim more than once? Have you read that anywhere? I’ve read that predators look for victims who will make bad decisions, people in distress economically or emotionally, etc. These are people…

Wouldn’t Tom have just taken over the account and eventually changed the account to his name at some point? I’d watch this.

I mean yeah, apart from the whole murdery thing.

I am so disappointed that this does not somehow involve the Palin divorce. 

This Wes Anderson movie really took a turn . . .

Exactly. And they are anticipating raise in the minimum wage.