You’ve identified one instance where a seagull and I are very much alike.

The arrest was pushed back to accommodate Dateline’s shooting schedule.

Franco, on the other hand, . . .

I heard Muncy wants me to get his ball out of the ocean. Well Dodgers, it’s time for some game theory. 1/40

Transforming from a bucket boy to a living statue, right in front of my eyes.

Well aren’t you fancy drinking from a serving dish.

Assuming this is tikka masala with pineapple rum or something. 

Because the very elegant strip clubs in East St. Louis are probably the top destinations for tourists to teh city.

You know who gets arrested when they beat off in front of a window? It’s not the guy across the street taking a picture.

There’s no “regardless of the window.” Privacy and the window are mutually exclusive. Where one exists, the other does not.

From one champ to another.

I thought Sandler’s recent stand-up special was hilarious, and it is completely out of place next to 20 years worth of dogshit movies.

If I got into bed with barstool I wouldn’t want to talk about it either.

He also seems to fold, very quickly, whenever his bluff is called.

You meant the Giants GM fallacy?

There was a lot of wasted time in those 80 minute episodes. Lots of actors staring at shit or making bad speeches. Seems like there was room to work with.

Stop it. Don’t even type the name. If someone mentions them two more times, one of their songs will go on a radio playlist. It’s the Durst Curst and you’ll ruin us all.

If it’s the guy I’m thinking of, I can’t bear to be around him.

As Starvenger points out, the Voice is marketed to the judges as a chance to boost their exposure and popularity. For Pop Idol and American Idol, it was Simon Cowell’s plan to use the show to find legitimate singers, lock up their rights, and get them songs. His money from the music side probably dwarfed whatever he…

In my head, it’s Captain Picard delivering this comment and it is delightful.