I’d like to try a few shots at her thermal exhaust port.

No way this guy’s a UGA alum. For starters, he seems very aware that the word “metaphor” doesn’t actually contain the number 4. That makes me suspicious.

Is meatloaf a form of cake?

First girl I dated post-divorce, had me over her house to make me dinner. On the menu that night was something called “butterfish.” I had never eaten if before, and after trying some thought it was delicious. So good in fact, I had two whole filets plus the portion of hers that she was too full to finish.

He wasn’t even touched! Blatant dive