Perhaps part of the reasons the dragons were hatched at all was because the Night King had brought enough magic back into the world. Some of the Targaryens had tried hatching eggs unsuccessfully (like Egg) but maybe there just wasn't enough magic in the world to do it then, but there was just enough to hatch them at…

"So I… hear you like girls that were kissed by fire."
"You mean redheads?"
"No, I… never mind."

"And then she tried to give me some Werthers from her purse. I don't know how long they've been in there."

Just a little dining at the Y and a middle aged BJ

You know Simplicity is going to make a pattern for that

The King in the North gets it in the South

"Well… that does explain why she gave me a birthday card with five bucks in it."

But we got through it… together

They gonna do it wolf-style

Amen. There's a new one opening down the road and I am hoping it will siphon a bit of the Insufferable Douchbag clientele from the local farmer's market

Feel the Noize

All the toppings are going to slide over to one side!

"Are you okay what is it?"
"I had a dream. There were dragons and you were my sister."
(long pause)
"I'm sleeping on the couch."

Come on, I'm right here!

My usual subway reading faire back in the day. That's where I first found Savage Love, back when print was a thing

Oh yes, Simba, you must never go there

I sure will!

They are!

Hey everyone.

He didn't bring sexy back. It was right here all along, baby.