Well that's just dangerous!

Done!

Will the title now go to the runner up?

I'm not even that old and I am naked in the locker room all the time. it's because I don't care

I've been to several gyms in my life and I have never seen anyone blow dry they bits before. I mean with a hand held blow dryer? Because the wall mounted ones just can't reach your scrote.

It's to preventatively counter the "Well you never said I couldn't…" argument

Even better! All of the titles and none of the responsibility! That's fits my extremely lazy lifestyle to a T!

It's all I ever wanted

Oh man! Thirty minutes too late. Just like my brother calling "shotgun"!

She's too old for his tastes.

Rule of thumb: don't be a dick.

We don't want him down here

Luckily they put directions on the box.

Ever since my first nephew was born, I have strived to be the cool uncle. So when they're snotty teenagers and they want to run away from home, they can come and crash on our couch. Of if they come out, they know that there's some place where they're not going to be judged. Or hey, if they want to go to Disney World,…

I can't like this enough.

I'm the same way. I guess as I've gotten older my tastes have changed

I'm sorry, but this is just exhausting. A lot of work for mediocre comedy.

This is just a guess, but Hulk out?

Yesterday I made a southwestern stir fry and tonight I am trying a new chicken dish with spinach and artichokes

Maybe they are. Maybe Leia is like "Look, they blew up my fucking planet. They had it coming." Luke and Han know better than to argue.


Of course no one gave a damn what Lando thought.