I wouldn't say I hated it, but I certainly don't put it on the pillar that others have. I mean I'm sorry he died and people liked him, but he was just kind of okay.

Oh I love Malfi. Such a bloody bloody play

I remember reading Bartholomew Fair years ago, but it didn't leave an impression on me

Hamill of course, but no love for Romero?

I used to work with a blind guy who had a seeing eye dog. I used to address them as the dog and pony show (full disclosure, he always had a sense of humor about his blindness).

In the spring? What a social faux pas

Dude, I am totally ruled by Saturn

He'll be a great broadcaster in the regular season, but he'll screw everything up when he's covering the playoffs

"The night is dark and full of… poopies? What the hell is this?"

That's just what they want you to think. He was secretly a spy for Queen Bess and he went to Italy on her behest. That is why so many of the plays take place in Italy. (The sad thing is, I have read this theory in actual academic journals when I was getting my MA)

I'm impressed

I have always been a non-conformist

Belle and I were discussing this last night. She works for a museum that is run by the state government. She told me that because they're run by the state there are things that they are not allowed to do when vetting someone. Such as look them up on social media. The idea is that you can't go on someone's Facebook…

If Moaning Myrtle had lived…

Well, let's see, Leonardo leads, and Donatello does machines… Raphael is cool, but also rude… and Michelangelo… well he's just a party dude. I think that's a dead end

I know what you mean. It's like when the doctor performs a prostate exam on you and then when you see them for the follow up he gives you nothing. Like you're not the prettiest girl at the dance anymore.

Now if that isn't a line that a James Bond villain would say, I don't know what is.

But Kit Marlowe died in 1593…


OR DID HE?

We have a really nice one in our neighborhood, but I think there might be something going on because the owner is incapable of hiring waitresses with less than a C Cup. I don't know if that's illegal or if they're all related or what.

You went to his website? Thanks for taking one for the team, there. You have a stronger stomach then me