I loved that show

You don't think cooter is a funny word?

I would assume at least a high school diploma

Barbara Stanwick would be another good example. She managed to find small screen success for years on The Big Valley and The Colbys

That's what I said. The light didn't go all the way up to her cooter

I'm pretty sure that's not even close to the weirdest thing that hot dog vender has seen. Maybe not even that day

I agree. Luke and Danny are always best together

Something even lamer

It's a legitimate massage place and not one that has girls shipped over from China or high school dropouts

Well I think there's the official reason and the real reason. The official reason is that he was wearing a mask. The real reason was he was swing a damn sword around. It's like Al Capone. The official reason was tax evasion. The real reason was he was a big fucking gangster

Maureen O'Hara

Wait, there's a penalty? Do I have to six in the box for two minutes while my teammates have to play without me?

Try them on a pizza. Seriously. I make pizza with artichoke hearts, black olives and sundried tomatoes. I still use mozzarella, but I use pesto as the sauce

I suppose I shouldn't knock it until I try it, but… sometimes I just can't even

Oh how fun.

The pudgy one

Hey doing the bare minimum is what I'm all about. When someone says that an action is the "least I could do" I find a way to do even less. It's a gift.

It was more of a workplace comedy than a backstage comedy. It was less about putting on the show then what goofy shit Tracy and Jenna were up to that week.

I thought about this will watching the OJ miniseries. They always had to explain to Robert Kardashian, a lawyer, how the law works, so that we would understand it

Lady Brain sounds like a supervillain in a bad comic book