different strokes for different folks.

I liked it. When I saw it two bros sat in front of us and after the movie was over they turned to us and asked, "Did you get that?"
I responded, "Yes."

I have a sword. I mean it's meant for stage combat and has a blunt edge, but that will still fuck you up

Please. There's always Arby's.

It's because… your presence fills them with joy!

I don't think the purpose of a circle jerk is to be funny. Unless we're doing this wrong

"I'm afraid our hands are tied…


… which is what the utility room is for."

See that's just it. if the light went all the way up to her skirt- this would be hystercal

"Well Brad we caught your wife giving a handjob to the prep cook in the walk-in freezer. This was a terminable offense. Happy fucking birthday."

I see this as a slightly lame chapter of an otherwise okay book. It's like I have to get through this before I can get to The Defenders part of the book


In other words, it's like putting up with Theon's chapters in ASOIAF

One of the things I really liked about Luke Cage was how real the community felt. You got a feel for the neighborhood and that everyone kind of knew each other

Well there's only one way to be sure: pretend you're an altar boy.

*Smiles politely and nods*
*Doesn't know who this person is*

Well I do try to help as much as I can, but it's nice to be appreciated.

I think that's a bit much to say it looks like she's peeing. The light doesn't go all the way up to her cooter.

Nope. Gleek had to hold a fvcking bucket

Shel Silversteen's lesser known work

I had a similar experiment with the movie Gladiator. I went to the gym, then went to the movies, the after watching all those muscle bound men, went right back to the gym.

One of Stan's gifts was finding a way to make a character's gifts also their curse as well

She really is fun to watch