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Beasterly
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Oh yes, I have a few jackasses blocked because they're just insufferable to read (and I imagine a few people maybe have blocked me too because I'm immature and annoying)

It's true. this is why whenever someone dies I post "Yet Olivia de Havilland still lives… plotting…"

And I hate that he's ruined them for me. It's like I can't watch Seinfeld without thinking about what a racist piece of shit Michael Richards is.

I would pay good money to see that

That is one pissed off German

Sounds great to me

And come say hi. I swear people just avoid me when I'm wearing it

Tiny hands just make them feel bigger. This is why I only date women with tiny hands if you know what I mean

If they're so good an innovating popcorn, then whey can't they do something about distributing the butter all throughout the bag. I tried that straw trick the other day and it just didn't work

Well, they were out of George.

Go on…

What he actually said was "Breast people"

They say the devil is in the details, and most of the little screw-ups that we have seen are just that: little. But don't you think as an accumulative effect, that you get the impression that these are people that read the Cliff Notes instead of reading the book? I think that maybe this staff thought these jobs were

My prom date?

What's the point of inventing fake cheese when we already have Velveeta?

"I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle." - Alfred Hitchcock

I can't explain why but I love that little dance he does when he says "Everybody"

Oh he was definitely a honky

Green Lantern with a helmet

I would say that the first big "fight" in IF is when security guards are coming after Danny in the lobby. The fight is choreographed so Danny isn't actually trying to hurt the guards, but rather to use the guards momentum against themselves and putting them out of the way. Danny isn't really there to kick anyone's ass