We think the previous owners were snowbirds and only drove it for a few months a year. The inside is almost immaculate

teal with 68K miles. I paid a little over nine thousand

Bought a car. 2010 Toyota Corolla. And I even like the color.

We got the recipe from Publix. They have little stations where they make food and have recipe cards and Belle was with me (a rare occurrence). It was just so good we had to remake it. It was her suggestion to use Greek yogurt instead of sour cream

And I think that can hold us back. I know we shouldn't be foolhardy and not be concerned with things, but we should try to meet them with confidence and hard work. (easy to say, I know)

In my car I was listening to the Rock of Ages Original Cast Recording. Now I have Disney songs in.

Dirty martinis with blue cheese stuffed olives

You're like me. I just got a car and I'm anxious because I am waiting for the other shoe to drop, like I'm going to get it repossessed. But I know that if I'm good that won't happen. Same thing here, you're waiting for the other shoe to drop but you know that it's all you.

I made a fajita stew in the crock pot on Sunday. Flank steak sliced, the coated with lime juice and flour, then browned and put in the crock pot. Next, onion, green pepper and garlic, sautéed until soft then two cups of beef broth, when bubbling put in the crock pot and cook for 3 hours. Then I made a topping with…

No mention of Paul Rudd, "Oh the weather outside is weather!"

yeah it's kind of in that vein. War on Christmas… come the fuck on

And I'm sure Endora brought the real Sir Kensington from the past to mess with Samantha and Darrin had to bullshit his way through another presentation

Soon, he's going to get down to finding out who indeed let those dogs out.

Well then which ad agency came up with the logo for Sir Kensington's ketchup? That's what we eat in our house when we can afford it

A girl I was trying to date used to pour ketchup on the plate and then dip her hamburger in it, so hey, why not?

You put Samuel l. Jackson down!

That we know of…

According to my wallet, if there was a war on Christmas, Christmas WON.

I would imagine so

His next film will be called The Day I Had to Dial "2"