Seeing as how celebrity matters, I put forward Jon Stewart.

BINGO.

It’s a simple fact of reality, charisma wins elections. More than policy wonk. More than qualifications. More than whether or not you get the right endorsements. If you can’t motivate people, fire them up to vote, something that is an unpleasant pain in the ass for most of the country, then you will lose. This is…

Thanks for validating my point by not understanding what I wrote. He wouldn’t have to convince me of the merits of modern socialism. He’d have to convince a bunch of people who just voted for an orange, fake “billionaire”, reality TV star conman. If you think that kind of medium-high level discourse has any impact in…

Right here. The big takeaway here should be to never listen to polls, even if you agree with the results. Especially if you agree with the results.

Seeing as experience is no longer a necessary qualification then I’ll put forth Michelle Obama.

Bernie was a garbage candidate who survived only because the Clinton campaign was too afraid of alienating millennials to do even the slightest negative attack on him.