Check your privilege brah!

Mrs. Copperpot was nice enough to get me some Staghorn when she was in Door County a couple weeks ago. I’m trying to save at least one for Thanksgiving, but not sure if I’ll make it...

I’ll go ahead and take this opportunity to recommend New Glarus brewery’s ‘Totally Naked’. It’s just about the purest, clearest tasting beer I’ve ever had, and I buy it every time I’m in Wisconsin.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Came here for this joke.  I was not disappointed.

I’m a mid 30s male, but however improbable I think I might be your mom.  

That won’t work. Everyone knows the rich kids’ squad over at Maret won the city championship last year.

My mom solves that problem by drinking my cooking cans while I'm not looking. 

Can I trade moms?

I used that excuse once when using bourbon for a barbecue sauce. At least I thought it was the best sauce and time I had ever had.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

That’s not too far off- in Oregon Trail II, your wagon was more likely to tip over if you went up or down hills too fast or with an overloaded wagon. So the advice you would get would usually be to not do those things. Which is good to find out, after your wagon has already tipped over and you have lost all your…

Agreed.

You are mother fucking right it did!

I had been suspicious for a long time that something was up because of their similar, horrible taste.

“He’s been around a Super Bowl winner” is an incredible slight.

Good thing these guys never went to Mitch Hedberg’s McDonald’s franchise...

If enough people want to read them, of course I’m down. 

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

I mean, Madison Bumgarner basically won an entire World Series by himself.