Reporting officers field tested the white powder substance on the hood with a cocaine kit and it did test positive with two kits in two different places of the hood of the car.

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I’m so angry I’m boycotting all gyms and I refuse to participate in any workouts anywhere at anytime! Good day!

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

Well I didn't apologize for it then, and I'm not going to apologize for it now.

I love my internal combustion as much as the rest of us, but I’m OK with the move to EV...SO LONG AS I CAN STILL DRIVE THE THING! You can take the steering wheel from my cold dead hands m’fers!!

These owners really need to stick to sports.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

I’d say to take the ribbons off but heads would roll.

This is true. As a Packer fan I willingly sabotage my Fantasy Football chances by refusing to draft Bears or Vikings players.  But Lions players, sure why not.

I’ve been working at the same place for 15 years with no plans to leave. it’s a good job and a good, stable, good-paying place to work. But we have a name for people that have undying loyalty to their employer and don’t take all their vacation time: suckers.

Have your shoes on when the flight you’re on is landing or taking off. Statistically that’s when bad stuff happens and you don’t want to be in bare feet for an evacuation.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Has any song gotten more esteem and notoriety by being over the closing credits of a show than Yakety Sax?

This is good news for the Bears. Gruden sent them their second round pick in 2020 along with Khalil Mack.

John Fogerty got sued for sounding too much like John Fogerty.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

The rare example of two wrongs actually coming together to make a right.