I thought they were both ads for the University of Phoenix.

But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

Seconded. They also smell a little like dog/cat food to me.

“But things went left once a new general manager was hired around late 2016.”

Oh, I don’t blame you for wanting it at all. The only lame thing here is the company’s rule. 

That sounds pretty lame. I’d just stop eating lunch. 

Everyone wants to be YouTube-famous.

ALABAMA...

Hate to seee it. 

I thought about using the real name, but I didn’t think many others knew it. I stand corrected. 

I guess I’ll stick to my overpriced IPA 4-packs. 

Maybe I’m an unsophisticated rube, but shouldn’t someone willing to spend 300+ dollars on bottle of wine be able to tell that it was actually a 5000 dollar bottle? Otherwise, maybe they should just order something cheaper. Maybe some internet sommeliers will steer me straight.

Even with no sound, I heard the Benny Hill theme.

He seems more like aboot-hole to me. 

So people are wondering if the thieves are unknown, or if they are, in fact, Unknown.

I tell you what.

I don’t think pulling out is 100% effective. 

My wife had a Liberty and it was 100% hot garbage.

I read K-9 as K9 and I started imagining a scandal at a coed school for dogs.

I sometimes find myself singing “Daniel Franco, where did you go?”