Children everywhere rejoice! 

She should embrace it. “It’s Tine For Change”

This is just teaching people how to pull your hand away from a handshake to ruin your enemies. 

That’s how we’ll end up with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. 

Cool. You didn’t mention vegans. “No omnivore has tried to push anybody into following their diets.” I’m sorry a vegan hurt you in some way to make you this internet angry, though.   

I see quite a few “eat beef” license plate covers. Does that not count? 

Fair enough. I’m married to one of those vegan-types so I just thought it sounded weird. 

I’m not sure I understand: “but I’m going to be so excited to watch you eat it”.

As long as Randy Jackson does all of the navigation voiceovers, then I’m down. 

Thank goodness AB is going to buy all the craft beers soon, so we won’t have to worry about this for much longer. 

I say turn it into a museum for President Obama. 

It’s sad that this isn’t common sense, but we also find nails in random places around my office. 

Now that RateBeer is part of the A-B family, I’ll assume Bud Light will soon be the number 1 IPA in the world. 

In the words of one William Joel: “Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore”.  

I’d probably buy Paul McCartney a bottle of whiskey just to be able to say I bought a bottle of Whiskey for, a Beatle/knight/legend. And I probably owe it to him for the albums I downloaded as a younger man.

You were taking the easy way out.

He’s obviously referring the the Trivial Pursuit category Sports & Leisure. 

Can you wear jeans to church? Depends on the church, unless in Canada where it’s required. 

His book summed up the extent of Miller’s racism without having to do all that extra reading. Exactly what I’d expect from Cliff’s notes. 

Oh no, Brother.