I had a version taped from TV that changed it to "I'm surrounded by morons!" Seriously disappointing.

& 3 Gays of the Condo

You're thinking of Ernest Goes to Jail.

Came for this

GRRM uses Livejournal.

Huh, no mention of Goldeneye HD.

I can't pick the best, but always come back to this cold open. Makes me laugh every time.. Enjoy yourself for 47 seconds:

Adolf Oliver Bush

Pharmaceutical Bandits (later Rx Bandits) were definitely a Drive Thru band.

I feel ya on WWE Supercard. Incredibly pointless but I'm still hooked.

Not Lenny!

He didn't finish his plankton. Now it's mine.