Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

That’s some strong telestrator game there.

I’m actually less worried about guns than bats, pepper spray, etc. People who protest with guns seem to understand the consequences of their actions. People who protest with bats/sticks/bike locks seem to think this is a Stanley Kubrick film.

“Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans”

Thinking of sending audio to FS1Desk@fox.com of me screaming despairingly into the void.

Someone else might be available, too.

Excellent interview. It’s refreshing to hear such honesty and hindsight from a former player. Current NFL players should really pay attention to insight like this.

oi top kinja m8 you baggy ol aussie drongo

He started running the way someone starts a 5 mile jog.

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

This girl was following some very red-flaggy people on Twitter. Radical Iranian clerics, Anonymous, Snowden, Assange...

I thought they were going to eat someone. Its been that kind of day.

I am grateful that social media and camera phones were not a thing when I was a teenager. Prodigy was barely a thing and I had to do everything with a 4800 bps modem.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

Remember when deadspin was a site targeted to sports fans.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

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