In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Why not hire a disgraced alcoholic fishing boat captain while you’re at it, Dan?

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I applaud Kenny Still for speaking out. One thing you will find out though is that most of these old rich super conservative fuckers don’t like being confronted on their hypocrisy or how they spend their money. And the NFL unfortunately is chock full of these guys when it comes to ownership. 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

I expect a successful season ahead. 

Honestly, I think the person who most deserves to be punished for being a dumbass is this guy…

Jesus Christ, first TotalBiscuit and now iNcontrol. Didn’t even see this one coming. I just was looking up his biggest hits in casting two nights ago, not knowing that the illness that took him out of Homestory Cup was anything more than a flu.

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment. 

Exactly. What kind of example does that set for the children (separated from their families and kept indefinitely in brutal detention without even soap or toothpaste)?

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

There’s some dangerous gambles the WWE can take but they COULD have huge pay offs.
1) Change Brock Lesnar’s name to Bork Lensor.
2) Have him carry the “Money in the Bork” briefcase.
3) Make him a dog.

Oops. I fixed that. Thanks.