Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Hair? He’s got him there, you have to admit.

I can’t think of a single thing Osweiler does better than Brian Hoyer other than being tall.

It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

The real question: is Pulisic’s dad as smooth a tax accountant as Messi’s dad

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Of course Duchene didn’t make any comment about it. He didn’t want to flip out.

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

You’re right. The goalie with the lowest Goals Against Average in the league last year is overrated. I hope we get your insightful comments on every hockey post this season, Scotty Bowman.

well, fuck, that was a missed opportunity

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Isn’t he a parent or grandparent? Has he ever met a kid before?

If the Dolphins had tried this tribute Goodell would’ve fined each player $25,000

Then you must be a pretty casual football fan.