Some of these bands are good, and some are bad, but this is definitely a list of bands. Good job!

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Even funnier is the tally of federal felony charges they racked up in the movie. Iron Eagle 2 should have took place at Ft. Leavenworth.

Calm down there, Satan.

I respect your opinion but... ahh you know what, fuck your opinion, Kojima is great.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

It really really does.

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

Actually no, fuck you.

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

No, we would blame him for making the choice to adopt that ideology.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

I know...it’s always winning, winning, winning...it gets old. Who do they think they are, having only one season worse than 6-10 since 1970? Pricks

Sorry your mongoloid QB is dying.

No one has ever been killed in a hotel or hostel before. Not once. Not ever.

The best way for Heyward to handle this is fall into the end zone and rip the eye black off before he rolls over. That way he was never in possession of them in the first place.

No, I see that he talks like a weasel.