no you’re not

You mention Malkin’s hit from the last game, but not Buff’s hit on Schultz that concussed him - a hit remarkably similar to Sestito’s on Enstrom. There was more than one dirty hit in that last game. Jets ran around and injured defensemen, and whaddaya know, Sestito can do the same thing! If the league disciplined any…

I have never seen AB get upset about an excessive celebration flag, and I have never seen him put in any effort to avoid getting one.

quit being a goddamn pussy and eat some popeye’s

All you’ve done is make me want Primantis for lunch

she is my baby and I want to keep her running forever

Simone Biles: I am your OG and will be respected as such

well somebody in that relationship was using sex as a weapon, there’s drama there

what a creep

This is a great excuse to post a picture of my baby. I have always liked cars - no idea I could like a car this much. It hits the perfect nexus of fun to drive, comfortable to drive, and wholly practical. Now that I’ve lived the hot wagon life I don’t think I can ever go back

Because it sounds SO GOOD

notoriously rust prone aluminum

No reason to move Fleury. If this year proved anything it is that goaltending depth is invaluable. nothing wrong a timeshare and going with the hot hand come playoff time.

As a Pittsburgher - that sounds about right. We are partisans and with sports I see no problem with that.

yeah, they only made race-based judgments when determining who to eat during World War 2. ALSO NOT GREAT

Dirty Dozen? DIRTY SOZEN?! Seven. Samurai.

any music played on a four neck guitar will always be revelatory

nice slight of hand

Rey’s costume change at the end is great. She finally gets to put on new clothes after a whirlwind few days where she visits 3 planets, is repeatedly attacked by the First Order, is captured, and has her first lightsaber battle, but makes sure to grab an outfit that still has separate sleeves.

Yep - Ren hasn’t got to lightsaber duel since the raid on the temple. He’s enjoying himself.