Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

The way be halfheartedly balked at saying "bitches" and "Pussy" makes me think he is a bitch and a pussy. Also Fuck Duke

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

I was thinking of seeing this ... but, on second thought, I'll think I'll pass.

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

I can't even dislike Don Lemon anymore. I genuinely enjoy him being a goddamn idiot on television.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

If there is one thing Oklahoma is known for not doing well, it's executing.

Sports journalists whose main function is to gather boilerplate quotes and recap the games are scrambling to justify their positions. That's why they're co-opting fans into the fight, implying that the plight of the journalist is tied to the fan experience. The players sense the useless nature of these reporters in…

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.