Does she, though? Celtic crosses are often represented with equal sides. In all honesty, it’s so badly done and has aged so poorly (and is not shown clearly enough in the photo), that it might have even started out as a four-leaf clover. Here’s a screen-shot, so there’s no need to click on the fucking Daily Mail link.…

After going back on forth on whether to submit, I finally decided to just go for it but was too late for this year. Here is my scary story, and it’s a whole lot truer than the thrift store one!

So friends, I was there. I booed. We were all ready for it. Woman in front of me had an “IMPEACH 45" shirt on, another man had a shirt that said “End Windmill Cancer.” Around the 4th inning of every Nats game, they do a salute to troops who are attending the game, they roll the camera to the service men and women, and…

I wonder if we’re related. When I was a tween, someone in my family gave me an enormous coffee-table book on the life of Eva Peron... because I was into musicals and had asked for the cast album of Evita.

Then it shouldn’t have been left in the room, but rather with a member of the concierge team or another office that likely handles these sorts of requests all the time.

I think it’s just a way of wording it to indicate that she was the one assigned to clean up after her. It’s not a criminal conspiracy to describe trash and other things you leave for cleaning staff to take care of, even if accidentally, to be described as “left for cleaning staff”. I’m hesitant to police the language …

If it wasn't reported stolen until after it was announced for auction, I'm #TeamSara.

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

We knew both times but didn’t tell anyone, partly to avoid being deluged with pink or blue. All we told people was the theme of the nursery: the forest. Kid #1 arrived the year owls became a thing, so we got a lot of owl shit. Kid #2 arrived with the shark fad, so now we’ve got sharks living in the forest.…

The father-to-be should have stopped when he blue his wad.

If it wasn’t this specific gender reveal party, it would have been some other event with some pointless explosion that would have taken out someone from that family.

-New house moving party where they blow up their old house.

Yay!  Let’s find out if its a girl and kill Grandma in one go

We never found out gender until our babies were born. I genuinely didn’t care and just wanted healthy babies. I also hated being pregnant.

Nothing screams “not ready to be a parent” like inviting friends and family to a party with dangerous weapons and projectiles. 

I still don’t understand how you can “butt dial” a smartphone.

I’m already planning on voting for Warren, but it’s a nice relief to hear that my wife and I aren’t the only ones using M&M’s to bribe our way through potty training.

“...the political press was fretting over Elizabeth Warren’s supposed charisma deficit and whether Americans would stand being “lectured to,”...”

And in news that should be shocking to no one it’s overwhelmingly red states where this is happening. Wonder why?

I feel like it might be a symptom of being an asshole.

But for Johnny Depp? I mean I was completely enamored with him when I was a teen but that was in the 2000s when he still looked handsome and somewhat sober. What does anyone see in him now?