The answer is incredibly simple, we pass a series of laws clearly delineating conflicts of interest and mandating financial transparency to assume the office.

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

Portland’s a lot of fun and in your time zone. Win-win.

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

“Raise your hand if you believe in science!” If it isn’t, it should be the new 3EB album title.

Air Seinfelds

Pick a fight with Trump.

Just tweet “Please forgive us for our recently-deleted tweet. It was made in error, and we regret it immensely.” People will lose their collective minds trying to scour the web for something that never existed.