I thought it was a doll?

This is the most Wisconsin looking baby I've ever seen. And yet, where is her cheesehead veil? I thought they were de rigueur at all Wisconsin weddings.

Kanye: "How long you been high, Taylor Swift?"

This poem is amazing. Thank you.

Right? My first reaction to this was, "So? Who cares what Leo's mom thinks? I need to know how Ri-Ri's mom feels about her bringing home an old dude."

Well, I guess that's one kind of beauty, but I think there is a physical kind of beauty as well that doesn't have much to do with positive outlook and such. I also like makeup and think it's fun and that anyone who wants to should use it to express themselves. I just feel that in these instances, all the women knew…

I think the before photo is nicer. But then, I think that about all of them.

Want.

You know what's even more scary? In Ireland, the government can override your wishes, your family's wishes and your doctors' wishes and keep you on life support if you happen to become brain dead while pregnant.

"One could argue..."

So you didn't get that "anatomically correct" was a joke? Fail.

No one said anything about her vulva or labia. I specifically said "pussy," which is a colloquial term that refers to the entire generalised area, including pubic hair (from which the term springs). That's first of all.

I mean, I probably will go down that route eventually because I'm quite frank with kids, but I don't think Grey junior is old enough to grasp that shit yet. Anyway, he's probably not going to see this because we're not in the USA. But I'm still annoyed that a sporting magazine erases women from its pages and only puts…

It reminds me of this:

1. Of course Michael Jordan is a model. That might not be what he's primarily known for, but that doesn't change the fact that he has had to model to sell the shit he endorses.

You make a good point. I've never seen any photos of Michael Jordan pulling down his basketball shorts and making that face at the camera.

Trying to unpack my feelings about this photo, and I think I'm a little bit offended that it looks like they photoshopped any signs of her pussy (to use the anatomically correct term) out of the photo? Like I can't even tell kids that that's just the human body and the human body is beautiful and this lady is just…

I go swimming quite a bit and can vouch for the fact that this is not a very comfortable way to wear a swimming costume. She needs something with pockets.

Of course you were super vague. ;) But I'm also being obvious. Everyone on this island is separated by two degrees or less. The two degrees of Bono.