Photoshop.

She would make a great Egyptian queen, if anyone is casting for a film set in ancient Egypt right now.

Technically, this is a one-piece rather than a bikini. Carry on .

You're right. We need to ban the menfolk from wearing skirts, too. From now on, I decree that Peen shall only wear large cardboard boxes so as to avoid turning the minds of holy women to sinful contemplation of moose knuckle and dandling tackle.

But why aren't men warned not to wear pants in that case? What about modest Jewish women having sinful thoughts about males flaunting their moose knuckles for all to see?

It probably is. That's his real problem with leggings—they look too much like riding britches.

And a whip.

He probably just wants a handjob.

Are you Taylor swift and are you Tay-lurking right now?

In that case, she could probably use his entire body as dildo. Problem solved.

Gorilla dongs are relatively small for their body size.

Thank you for this gift!

Tale as old time. Woman creates some art, people like it, her dick or ex-dick tries to take credit for it. Or people just attribute her work to the man. Just like Percival Shelley getting credit for Frankenstein, or Fitzgerald stealing material from Zelda.

But none of them are underage in Europe!

This is getting to be like when the communists edited political traitors out of official photographs, even though everyone had already seen the originals, like in Kundera's The Book of Laughter and Forgetting.

Oh my god. Imagine if it had taken cops any longer to believe him! All the hostages might have ended up frozen!

Wait wait wait. I have a pun. Someone take me out of the greys for this one:

Right? Social justice aside, transphobia is not a good look. Bigotry is kind of passe, non?

Also, you don't know what you're talking about. Plenty of Arabs (Muslim or otherwise) are posting photos of themselves on Twitter with signs denouncing the attacks but without posting pictures of the covers, which proves that you can take a stand against terrorism without replicating racist images.

Those are people who are using the terrorist attacks to justify their racist agendas. In other words, there are not two sides as you are desperate to believe.