You're a genius! Figleaves has a load of swimwear on sale right now.

I love Aerie for underwear and their swimwear looks really cute, but I accidentally bought a see-through bottom from them a few years ago. I didn't realise it was see-through until I got into the water wearing it. I think if I was buying swimwear from them in the future, I'd have to see it in person first to make sure…

Esther Williams stuff looks really cute and well-made from what I've seen on Modcloth. And Calvin Klein is a good idea because their bras fit me well, so it stands to reason that their swimwear would be a good fit, too.

This all looks really uncomfortable. I think swimwear in general is going downhill. A couple of times in the recent past, I've accidentally bought swimwear that was see-through because clothing makers are trying to save money by selling stuff that's unlined or not lined enough. One of these instances involved a…

What went wrong here? Some of the material seems to have just fallen off.

Because he knows none of his guy friends are going to put up with it when he "accidentally" snuggles up to them in the double bed after a few drinks.

That was a rhetorical trick. Someday, when you're ready to pass the Turing Test, you'll understand.

No. How about I keep on judging because this is the internet?

If anyone of any gender wanted to go to the DR, why wouldn't they just pay the money to go by themselves or with friends? Why pay AND have to deal with this dude?

A kickstarter known as "our tax money," since, as you point out, we all benefit.

Imagine if police didn't bother investigating other crimes because it was just too expensive.

Exactly. All of these guys are a liability. The university system can't risk providing them with qualifications. That would be like letting people who join pedophile internet groups graduate from a teaching program.

Coming this summer: Space Mimes.

If he had really committed to the mime role, he would have done the whole thigh in pancake makeup. Cutting it off at the knee = cop out.

They all look annoyed.

Those babies can't even stretch their legs in those crates!

These stock photo newborns are giant!

True, but the first paragraph of this piece says that Dunn is the first "woman" to appear solo on British Vogue's cover in 12 years.

I guess that's one way to cover dark circles.