Dziekuje ci bardzo! Tym jest w Warszawie:

It almost sounds like something New Age. Like, yes, please, California Chamber of Commerce. Teach me how to project my anger in a positive way. Meditate. Take a deep breath. Picture leaves blowing in the wind. Now project that anger.

He's got one somewhere, just not the real Hollywood walk of fame. We need to find it and deface it.

He does have a star in Poland. Any Polish jezies want to take a piss on it?

Good. Do Woody Allen's star next.

Yeah. None of that makes me uncomfortable. Just remember, your white friend theonlygreyinthevillage thinks your white party is cool, so be sure to let people know if they object (but who will?).

I know poor, white Southerners who enjoy them. I think they're being self-depreciating? But I can't really tell.

How did you know?!

There is a half-Italian contestant. For diversity.

Because her parents, Sting and Trudy, were having Tandric sex when she was conceived, right?

Ok so these Pantone folks are really crap at coming up with colours of the year. Last year they tried to sell us some tacky fuscia bullshit, but the de facto colour of the year ended up being mint green. Everyone was wearing mint last spring and summer. I'm predicting that the real colour of the year for 2015 is going…

This carp has just popped out of the water to take a selfie with a model. Look at him doing fish face to show off his cheekbones!

I love how this carp looks like he's photo-bombing.

Clinique Happy still smells like morning sickness to me. I just read those two words and need to step outside for fresh air.

This is what evil looks like. Smug as fuck about what he's done.

Women and minorities are actively punished for speaking up, though. http://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-…

My theory is that the song was actually written by Blue Ivy. Because the lyrics are like, "Spinning with my hands up," which is totally the kind of song a 3 year old would make up. Beyonce probably just tweaked them a little bit, changing the line "never drop that tippy cup" to "never drop that alcohol" to make it…

But this is still a race/gender issue. Because of the wage gap. So yes, maybe academics of every race and gender do extra work for free to please their institutions and get ahead, but (because of the wage gap) that uncompensated work is going to pay off a lot more in the long run for a white guy than for a black…

They say having goals in life is the key to happiness.

My friends and I were reenacting this video in the bathroom last weekend after a few drinks. I don't even feel shame. I love you, Beyonce!