So. That "Nothing in This World" video was a little bit problematic.

Aw. I want a job towel-drying baby otters. How is the otter sector of the economy doing? Is anyone hiring?

Nevermind. I guess having a 13 month calendar wouldn't help with religious holidays after all.

Can't all the different religions get together and coordinate their religious holidays to coincide with secular days off?

Send in Kirk Cameron. Now his beloved xtians are the ones declaring war on xmas.

She doesn't really have a 9-5, though. Just saying.

There's nothing wrong with having a tiny dick and dicks come in all shapes and sizes and blah blah blah....But having said that, I'll pitch for surgery to help Diplo relocate his penis. Its current location (between his eyes and mouth) is a little bit strange imho.

So tall. So unattainably tall.

I googled pictures of her without makeup and didn't recognise her in those either! Eyebrows, liner and mascara can completely transform a person. I think there might be some contouring going on the Wonderland photo, too.

I keep staring at this image trying to see Taylor Swift. Like if I put my finger over the new, bold brows....I still can't see it. Maybe I got too used to the blunt fringe and black eye makeup.

I want curtains with a pattern that's really warped in random places. So if I ever take a casual selfie and decide to photoshop it, there will be no conclusive evidence.

Wow! That was a very historically thoughtful answer. Thank you!

I love this hairstyle. Can't tell if it's a bow or three buns stacked up, but either way, I want it.

They'll give you a little chair and everything for your dinosaur? That's it. What the hell am I doing with my life? I need to have a job where I throw tea parties for little kids with dolls and dinosaurs.

Sometimes I think that in another universe where there isn't so much cultural pressure to push people toward monogamy, many of these poachers and poachees would just be free-lovin' hippies who never did relationships. Maybe they're not cut out for monogamy and that's why they're miserable in their original…

In truth, I think you were a little too generous to Miss Rollerskates.

Well, at least "cheating" ascribes responsibility to the person who is actively lying to their partner. "Poaching" and "stealing" make them sound like victims lacking agency who had no choice, like one day they were in a committed relationship, just minding their own business when a woman in white van rolled in and…

The horror!

I meant to type "peak."

They pinkwashed Felictiy, too, before they retired her all together.