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Nope. If the genders were reversed, the woman would still be sad and creepy. The issue isn't that this guy is young and wants to have sex btw. The issue is that he thinks women are something you just go out and buy. If he wasn't pathetic, he'd just take a friend on the holiday with him.

How is that relevant? Nobody is "forced" to work for Donald Trump, but he's still a sad sack. People can be pathetic in public without forcing other people to do anything.

He was right to engage in this completely transparent, attention-getting ploy to get back at his ex by trying to insinuate in a really public way that he can just buy another woman? No, he's a sad sack. A really pathetic, entitled, sad sack of shit.

The Golden Girls had that really fly song about Miami.

No, but he has 600 new friends on FB and the story is on blogs like this one, so if the plan was to get attention: success.

But don't those men usually pay for the holiday? This guy put this up on ebay and people were bidding to go on this trip with him.

Nah, it has to go deeper than that. He posted this ad knowing it would get attention, hoping it would get to the ex that other women would apparently love to be in her place.

I thought he was selling the sex in this instance, like looking for some hot sugar momma to pay for his vacation and in exchange he'd put out. idk, maybe I read it wrong. The only thing that doesn't fit with that reading is that he was looking for a really young sugar momma.

They don't get called the Repooplican party for nothing.

I live in a country where abortion is still illegal, so I know plenty of pro-lifers, sadly. "These people" are the people who hang up photos of aborted foetuses trying to appeal to people's emotions because they can't come up with a logical argument.

I cannot figure out how Grace Kelly spawned him.

I'm not sure I've ever worked a job that has an HR department. Or maybe I've just never come into contact with HR people.

Not to rub it in, but we also get a free year of montessori and a hundred quid every month per child. But that comes from the government, not from any company.

First the naked cowboy. Then the naked native American. Then the naked cowgirl. Now this.

You just reminded me about an awful horror film I once saw about zombie cow foetuses.

They would love it. Clearly these people get off on gore and on the idea of hurting women, so that kind of strategy would backfire.

Ok, I love it. It's sweet. But I have to admit that I can't wait for someone to parody this. Like if Metallica would invite me over and bake cookies for me and shit, that would be swell.

Ok, I love it. It's sweet. But I have to admit that I can't wait for someone to parody this. Like if Metallica would invite me over and bake cookies for me and shit, that would be swell.

Perfect! Do remember to come back and let us know what he says or if you get bounced.

I implore you to ask that question and report back.