I noticed three things left out of Moneyball when I watched it.

"So that's it? You're just going to say Val Kilmer was the best Batman ever and leave it at that? Seriously?"

Sean : " Dude, did you just FART ? Here ? Now ? Seriously ???? "

So this machine:

Seriously people, leave Buffalo alone. It's a fun city that's slowly but surely improving. Come visit sometime (And no not the suburbs).

Simmons is the worst. The jerk knows basketball but he's just so undignified, obnoxious and snide about it, with the in-jokes and the constant pop-culture references. He posted a past drafts retrospective type thing today and it was just unreadable. It's like the jabbering of a cokehead or a mental patient, ten…

Surprised you didn't add in his gleeful reaction to the Celtics pick.

Ann Coulter is a national treasure. She is one of the great performance artists of our time. She is the Beethoven of bullshit. She makes millions of dollars by saying truly stupefying things, without consequence! Holy crap I wish I had that life. Unfortunately I am saddled with a soul.

Kenyan-yen=Ken
Ken-K+B=Ben
Ben+ghazi= well, do I have to hold your hand as I walk you through it?

When will these nerds give it a rest? You can't explain the economy using stats and computers, it's all about heart and grit.

It sounds like a great idea on paper, but I think for LeBron, having a ball-hog on the team in Carmello Anthony would cramp his style.

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

Yeah, she needs a rest from making a shitty movie once every five years or so. Poor thing!

dearest good friend:

What? You mean a nation's citizens don't actually WANT to pay for an already rich corporate sports conglomerate's desires for new stadiums, facilities, and equipment from their tax dollars? Jeeze, I hope nobody tells the NFL, NBA, or MLB. They'll be heartbroken

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

I think June Squibb is the best.

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.