Vinatieri, the guy whose field goals won two Super Bowls for the Patriots, has been booed every time he's returned to Gillette. I remember hearing it last season.

You either need to calm the fuck down or just stop commenting.

RIP Buffalo Bills, owner Ralph Wilson

So, Lupita Nyong'o, who is the freshest new face on the celebrity scene right now with tons of charisma, talent, beauty, and style to spare, gets paid dust by America's fashion bible, while the ultimate fantasy for/of every self-loathing Negro is celebrated with a cover?

Strangely, Kermit lacks Kanye's hover-hands.

Miss Piggy and Kermit done it better

I am surprised a bear would promote this behavior seeing how catching a ball in the stands can cause Cubs to choke.

Craggs and I actually had a real-life screaming match with him and John Cook at the Gawker holiday party. I recall waving my gin and tonic in his face and saying things like, "No joke, man, I will stab you if you don't back off of my fucking bears beat."

Anyway, he sucks at bear news and everyone knows it.

Man, Johnny Weir has really aged.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Replace Jeff Daniels with this guy and make it a little more lighthearted and I may actually watch The Newsroom.

The man quoted black lesbian poet Audre Lorde. Audre. Fucking. Lorde. Now, I do wonder if he really knows he she is, or if he just plucked a quote off the Internet. But seriously, a venerable Texas sportscaster quoting Audre Lorde on TV is not something I expected to see in this lifetime.

Goddamn, those little fuckers are cute.

Haslam's favorite amendment.

As a non-Browns fan, I've just got to say; those of you that are Browns fans are a bunch of tough fucking bastards. Kudos to you for sticking with them.

He's not dead, but I bet Jay Cutler is also turning over somewhere.

Robocop also owes a lot to another tongue-in-cheek fascist take-down, Judge Dredd. Hell, Robocop is probably a better Dredd movie than Stallone's Judge Dredd.

His best work, in my mind, was Soldier of Orange. Perfect mix of nationalism, cynicism, and some moments of absurdity.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

That bear is Standing His Ground.